Cranky bitchi'ness ..


I've just figured that love isnt always both ways - maybe you dont like the same person that likes you... need some good lines to say 'no' to that boy thays buggin you?
Here you go, my princesses ..

Boy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.


Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before? Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I’d go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Woman: I must have been given your share.


Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out. Woman: OK, get out.


Man:I think I could make you very happy. Woman:Why? Are you leaving?


Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

Cheers <3

11 love for me ..:

WarmSunshine said...

hehehe some of 'em are really cool tee-hee!! :D

nZ! said...

This is AWESOME :D

Nostalgic said...

Haha, i knooww ;)

Me-Era* said...

Woohoo! bitchiness indeed! :D

Anonymous Someone said...

quick and witty....LOL

♥ ♥Duchess ♥ ♥ said...

i like the comebacks !

Nostalgic said...

@ Duchess: ♥

Aazar ali shad said...

I loved it...It was funny :D

- Dm - said...

perfect, id so use them sometime!


what fun hahaha

Arcman said...

why do these sound so familiar? lol jk xP

Nostalgic said...

Haha, you must have had heard them =p

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