Cranky bitchi'ness ..


I've just figured that love isnt always both ways - maybe you dont like the same person that likes you... need some good lines to say 'no' to that boy thays buggin you?
Here you go, my princesses ..

Boy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.


Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before? Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I’d go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Woman: I must have been given your share.


Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out. Woman: OK, get out.


Man:I think I could make you very happy. Woman:Why? Are you leaving?


Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

Cheers <3

10 love for me ..:

erer said...

hehehe some of 'em are really cool tee-hee!! :D

Anonymous said...

This is AWESOME :D

Rooj Siddiqui said...

Haha, i knooww ;)

Blasphemous Aesthete said...

quick and witty....LOL

Unknown said...

i like the comebacks !

Rooj Siddiqui said...

@ Duchess: ♥

Aazar Ali Shad said...

I loved it...It was funny :D

Killer Drama said...

perfect, id so use them sometime!


what fun hahaha

Anonymous said...

why do these sound so familiar? lol jk xP

Rooj Siddiqui said...

Haha, you must have had heard them =p

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